“My Lord Akoroth. While I feel your pain at the apparent lack of concern about you among the Dukes, I really don’t think this paper bag on my head is going affect my popularity amongst them.”
“What’s your point Record Keeper?”
“Shall I take it off?”
“Dream on Rock star. Such is the price of fame. How does it feel to be the ‘popular’ one?”
“A lot like this paper bag on my head. It allows me to hide my face. And it makes my head really, really stick out and be obvious at the same time. And the whole thing is paper thin.
“Perfect…leave the bag right where it is!”
“Yes my Lord”