Today in Court – Oct 19

“So what were you fighting over?”

“My Lord Akoroth, this swine said that bendy straws were better than twisty straws!”

“There is nothing better to lift the spirits than a great fight with a good friend over a completely random and arbitrary issue…I suggest pistols at dawn…”

“Err, we weren’t actually taking things that seriously my Lord…”

“Should have thought of that before you started it. PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!”

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