Note: This was in the Hindu, Friday, June 29, 2012
Oh my god would you look at that!
That is one excellent ass….I mean legs…I mean sofa. Excellent sofa indeed.
Yes…what a sofa.
Look at its cushions. So long and smooth and well curved.
I have to say, what excellent figure…I mean leather.
Hmmm, this ad mentions that in this ‘sofa deal’ you will get a recliner free…
B u t. . .It does not actually say the girl WON’T come with the sofa.
Well I, for one, have been totally swayed by this ad!
I am going to go right now get me that girl… I mean girl… I mean…. Oh you know what I mean.
(If they can tell why the girl is even IN the ad, since –
-she is standing five feet away from the sofa
-she is larger than the sofa itself
-she has nothing to do with any product
– she is not for sale
– SHE IS NOT EVEN SITTING ON THE DAMN THING!
Then, I may even take the sofa when I take my ‘delivery’)