A great deal on the ass…I mean sofa!

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Note: This was in the Hindu, Friday, June 29, 2012

Oh my god would you look at that!

That is one excellent ass….I mean legs…I mean sofa. Excellent sofa indeed.

Yes…what a sofa.

Look at its cushions. So long and smooth and well curved.

I have to say, what excellent figure…I mean leather.

Hmmm, this ad mentions that in this ‘sofa deal’ you will get a recliner free…

B u t.  .  .It does not actually say the girl WON’T come with the sofa.

Well I, for one, have been totally swayed by this ad!

I am going to go right now get me that girl… I mean girl… I mean…. Oh you know what I mean.

(If they can tell why the girl is even IN the ad, since –

-she is standing five feet away from the sofa
-she is larger than the sofa itself
-she has nothing to do with any product
– she is not for sale
– SHE IS NOT EVEN SITTING ON THE DAMN THING!

Then, I may even take the sofa when I take my ‘delivery’)

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