Non-smokers need better lines…

Anti-Smoking
Image taken from dawizardchronicles.blogspot.com where smoking is denounced for the killer it is.

“You really shouldn’t smoke Lord Akoroth?”

“Oh yeah? You don’t smoke…why shouldn’t I?”

“Well you MAY live to be 75 at least, otherwise you might die young”

“Alright..then what?”

“Err….”

“I mean do I get a prize? A huge sum of cash for beating the odds? Those virgins everyone keeps talking about?”

“Well my Lord, assuming you DO survive for that long without any crippling accidents or other diseases, you will probably be too old to do anything, or go anywhere and possibly have to wear a diaper….BUT You will BE ALIVE! And 75! weeee!”

*silence, awkward*

“Yeah I think I am going to have this smoke…”

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